I can say with utter certainty, i KNOW that I have millions of fans. Even though not all of them know that they are fans, or have had the opportunity to read my blog, i know that if given the waning crescent of hope
to catch a fragment of brilliantly constructed sentence,
they would eagerly line up like blind-folded captives,
ready to walk off the wooden plank
and drown, in what i describe as my
casserole of genius.
as i sit in my cozy prison-cell like office, I am lucky enough to have my greatest fan drop by for a supervised visit. she sits right here beside me in her full esteemed regalia: coffee cup, scientific papers, and a red inked pen. she is most generous, and kind, and not bad looking either (wolf whistle here!!) few people are gifted with beauty AND wit, yet, here sits before me one so gifted. i am in awe.... (you sooooo owe me for this) and for this friend who is asking, confused, 'why do you say that?', i mean that you are good looking and yet still smart... jeeeez, international people, sheesh.
let me continue,
oh, yes,
and she is a good cook. this one is the whole package. sadly, she is taken, boys....so put your trousers back on. and don't let me forget to thank her for the tips (wink wink - if you know what I mean.) thank you. i must try them out tonight :)) ok. there you go. my ode to the kayak that rides in the nayak!!! (hopefully, this spiel will keep me supplied with free coffee for the next couple of days....) however, i do know that that my trusting, loyal, ocd-ish kayak is not my only fan.... because every once in a while, I get a feeling. its not a head shaking, spastic, shoulder shimming feeling. its just a simple down to earth, boiled russet potato feeling that there is one more sleep deprived, but still happy, smart, funny (or funny for me to make fun of), oh so terribly good looking (bordering on sizzling hot, och!), and not a bad cook, ladies, with not only an extremely sexy accent, but extremely good taste (obviously, since they are reading MY blog) is enjoying the random and creative tango that is taking place in my noodle. (that's brain, for you dirty minded folks out there....) this one is for you :))) alrighty them. spank you all for reading. I need to get some more 'tips' from the expert here. she is drawing out the 1 to 10 scale right now, and now some stick figures....
gotta lover her...
and I can't make her wait forever.....